Q:  Do you think American History courses and books will someday reference this time in American history when Laura Love appeared here?

My friend, I think you’re poking fun at me.  Up until this point in time I can’t single of single instance where an American History course focused on pornography, or the women that appeared in these films.  I also can’t foresee the day when this will become the case.

The main problem here is that I don’t even think Laura Love is a household name.  Should she be?  Yes.  Will she be?  No.   Many great figures in American History have gone largely ignored.  You can read entire books dedicated to the stories, and figures that history books have chosen to ignore.  It’s a shame, but it’s true.

Now, with that being said I would fully endorse making Laura Love an integral part of any curriculum for any age.  Certainly for kids under 18 you would want to filter out ANY and ALL adult content.   Her interview segments though could be used as a teaching tool in art classes about beauty, and for college students they could probably devote an entire class or degree program to her.

Her appeal transcends the level of one’s education though, so just because a person doesn’t attend college doesn’t mean they should be deprived of learning about the greatest star the world has ever known (or not known).   Luckily her appearances are widely available for anyone to study, and they should study them.  I wouldn’t be scared off just because you lack a college degree.

They could even offer an online degree program, a B.A. in Laura Love.  I like that idea a lot.  Perhaps if people studied her more they would want to learn more about the U.K. and that thirst for knowledge would expand into other areas as well.  As a result test scores would undoubtedly rise, and we would turn out the brightest, most well-rounded students in the world, and that would be the legacy that Laura Love could leave for the history books.

Maybe then, if everyone cared enough, Laura Love could end up in American History books.  Although with her being British I’m sure there will be some reluctance on the part of academics to allow that to happen.

Q:  Do you think Laura Love could succeed in sports, especially women’s wrestling?

Do they have women’s professional wrestling?  That’s right, I’m answering your question with a question of my own.  I do know there was that one girl (or guy, it’s hard to tell) Chyna that was on a reality show on VH1.  She was a pretty big chick, and looked pretty strong so I’ll use her as a baseline for what female professional wrestlers look like.

Now, since you mention sports generally let me start there.  If Laura Love were to succeed in any sport it would probably be soccer.  The British are well known for their exploits on the soccer field, and in spite of David Beckham’s failure in creating a larger presence in the United States, I still think it’s safe to say that the UK reigns supreme when it comes to the sport (even if their biggest star couldn’t save the sport here in the U.S.).

Now, without proper training and a lifelong commitment to the sport it’s almost impossible to imagine someone making it big at this stage in life.  Even at 20 years old, regardless of a person’s athleticism, they may be too old to become truly great.

It would take someone so talented and amazing that they could start today and be ready within a year.  There is only one person in the world that possesses the unique combination of skill, discipline, smarts, and bravado that could achieve the goal.  Laura Love.

Now, as far as wrestling goes, I would guess she could also dominate in that sport as well.  It might depend on the type of match though.  I would guess in a “cage match” Laura would be at a distinct disadvantage, because it limits your ability to escape.  Laura is strong, but that Chyna chick is gigantic in comparison.

However, in any other format she could use her speed to elude her opponent more easily and attack at only the most opportune moments to bring about her victory.  Would she be the best wrestler ever?  Probably, but I can’t be sure.

Q:  Do you think your obsession, or fascination with Laura Love has anything to do with her British accent?

Thanks for the question dik84.  I hadn’t really considered that, but I suppose it’s possible.  I have to say I do enjoy listening to someone with a British accent speak, but who doesn’t?  It’s also not something you hear much in adult films, or maybe you do but I don’t watch enough to notice.

Are there a lot of British adult stars?  Since I couldn’t wait for the answer I Googled the term “British adult film actresses” and found that they even have their own site.

The site also includes advice about how to get into porn, so, if any of you have your heart set in following Laura’s footprints you may want to read up.

The site also lists the various awards for British adult stars.  I can only imagine that when the 2009 awards are issued that Laura Love will win every single one, and they may even have to rename the awards in her honor.

These were the 9 top vote getters in 2008:

• Angel-Long
• Cate Harrington
• Daisy Rock
• Harmony Hex
• Isabel Ice
• Poppy Morgan
• Renee Richards
• Shay Hendrix
• Suzie Best

I’ve never heard of a single one of them, but maybe they’re big stars overseas, or here, I really don’t know.  I do like the name “Poppy Morgan” though.  I think I would vote for her just based on that name alone.

They also have a page devoted to Laura Love with some pictures if you want to check them out.

Okay, but back to your question.  I really don’t think it matters that she has an accent.  Just to see if this was the case I decided to conduct a scientific experiment.  I began the experiment by watching one of her video clips on mute.  Even on mute it’s simply undeniable that she is the most attractive woman ever.   However, since I’m always thorough in my research I decided to seek out some random clip without Laura Love and then watch the interview part of that video while listening to the sound from the interview portion of a Laura Love clip.

Admittedly it was somewhat difficult to get over the fact that the audio wasn’t in synch, but I still came to the conclusion that although her voice plays a part in her attractiveness, in and of itself it’s not the reason she’s the most attractive person on the planet.

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Q:  How can Laura Love have a new scene out?

An interesting question, but fairly easily answered.  These sites sometimes film scenes far ahead of when they are actually released.

Now, why this site would choose to sit on a scene like this I have no idea.  I’ve seen it happen before though.  For awhile I thought all the Laura Love scenes were released and then out of nowhere Brazzers or BangBros or someone else released a new one.  A couple months later another one popped up.  It’s like manna from heaven when it happens, and you just have to hope that yet another will follow someday soon.

Perhaps this latest site was waiting for the anticipation to build to a frenzy knowing that when the scene came out millions of happy fans would rejoice, taking to the streets and demanding that Laura Love re-enter the industry.  Or, perhaps they’re just lazy.  Who knows.

Either way, it’s a happy coincidence for me that soon after starting the site a new scene popped up.  Now I can pretend that my site actually enticed this “Boned at Home” place to release yet another video featuring the greatest and most attractive star of all time.  The link below provides a preview, and the one on the right (with the other links) is for some pictures.

http://www.bonedathome.com/tour/?nats=MTIyNzQwNC4yLjYyLjYyLjEuMC4wLjA

Q:  If Laura Love was a gang member, would she be a Crip or a Blood?

I thought at first I would answer this question by examining which color she looks best in.  In my opinion, blue – which would make her a Crip.  However, such rudimentary analysis isn’t befitting a blog as thoughtful as this one.

So, I think it’s important to look at what the colors represent.  The word “blue” often denotes sadness or melancholy in the English language.  Those are two words I would never associate with one of the most vibrant young ladies on the planet.

The word “red” however is often associated with love, as you will notice each Valentine’s Day when every single drug store suddenly has aisles and aisles of chocolate wrapped in red packaging.

Since red is associated with love, and Laura’s stage name is Love, it only makes sense that she would be a Blood.

There you go, it’s decided and without a single ounce of bloodshed.

Q:  What actresses besides Laura Love are you a big fan of, other than porn stars, like which ones are the hottest that aren’t in porn and do you think any are hotter than Laura Love?

First, Laura Love isn’t “in” porn.  She’s retired.

Second, I think that’s a run-on sentence.  I’m not sure though because my grammar is pretty poor as well.

Third, there is no actress, or person more attractive than Laura Love.

I do however consider myself a fan of certain actresses in Hollywood, and it’s my pleasure to list them for you.  These are in no particular order.

This is just off the top of my head, and I’m sure I’m going to forget about 100 people that I think are pretty attractive, but this is just a snapshot.  Thanks for the question.

1. Sarah Roemer (I really liked her in Disturbia)
2. Jennifer Love-Hewett (I just need to see her topless once…just once)
3. Lucy Liu
4. Kate Beckinsale
5. Jessica Alba
6. Blake Lively (she looks just like Sarah Roemer…)
7. Elisha Cuthbert
8. Megan Fox
9. Scarlett Johansson
   
10. The female host of Top Chef
    

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Q:  Do you know why Laura Love really retired?

Today’s question seems a tad boring at first inspection.  Matt submitted the question, and he wants to know the real reason that Laura Love retired.  Well, Matt, there are rumors floating around the internet that the reason she left the industry is because she entered the industry on a whim and left just as quickly as she arrived.  Apparently she was a rich young British girl who decided to do a few scenes, and then left the at the behest of her parents wishes.

Now, if you’re a simpleton you may actually believe this rather pedestrian story.  However, anyone with a keen eye for the truth would easily be able to spot the real reason.  Laura Love is out saving the world.

You see, it all fits perfectly.  It’s sort of like the story of Batman, or at least how I think the story goes since I’ve never actually seen the films.

Laura, with unlimited wealth at her disposal, most likely set out initially on a mission to bring joy to the world through her performance in pornography.  A herculean task, but it’s a mistake that any young girl could understandably make.  When that attempt failed she most likely decided to return to her homeland and set her sights on loftier goals.

As we speak she could be saving a drowning child in the Mississippi River, or repairing a crack in the Great Wall of China.  She has the resources, the intelligence, and the wherewithal to do all of this without batting any eye.   She could build herself a “bat cave” of sorts, and from there she can monitor the great evils of the world and when she’s needed she’s capable of responding in a moments notice.

I for one have noticed a sharp decrease in international incidents and catastrophes since she stopped starring in adult scenes.  Coincidence?  I doubt it.

Q:  Who wins in a fight, Laura Love or a bear?

There is no easy answer to this one.  A bear is a large mammal, with a reputation as a skilled and bloodthirsty fighter.  Anyone who has seen the movie ‘The Edge’ with Alec Baldwin and Anthony Hopkins can attest to that fact.

The answer also may depend somewhat on what type of bear it is.  For purpose of your question I’m going to assume you are referring to an America Black Bear.  Now, generally bears won’t attack unless cornered, threatened, or wounded – as such, it’s unlikely Laura Love would ever feel the need to fight a bear.   However, stranger things have happened, and if it did, it would probably be a heck of a fight.

Laura Love would probably win, but let’s analyze the situation a little.

First, Laura Love is certainly faster than a bear.  Bear’s are fast, and they’re certainly faster than most humans, but Laura Love isn’t most humans.

Second, Laura Love is smarter than a bear.  She just is.

Third, the black bear has the advantage when it comes to size and strength.  Although I’m certain that Laura Love is strong in her own way, I’m going to give the advantage here to the bear.  Due to the size of a bear it should be able to overpower her straight up.

Fourth, Laura Love has the ability to mesmerize with her eyes.  I’ve seen it first-hand in her scenes.  One minute I think I’m just watching a regular sex scene and the next I’m sort of sitting there in a trance just watching, unable to hit fast-forward or move at all.

It’s sort of like “the glamor” in that show ‘True Blood.’  At least I think that’s what they call it when a vampire looks into the eyes of another and paralyzes them, or forces them to submit to their will.  Once Laura Love does that, it’s all over.  She can pretty much commence attacking the bear in any fashion imaginable and the bear would be powerless to stop her.

As a result, the answer to your question is that Laura Love would most definitely win in a fight between her and a bear.  It might be a close fight, especially if the bear can avoid looking straight into her eyes, but once that happens, and with her speed it will happen eventually – the bear is done.

Q:  Do you think Laura Love could make it in mainstream (Hollywood) films?

This is an excellent question posed by Alpiz7, and one that I have pondered many times myself.  Before getting to the answer it’s somewhat necessary to examine whether or not any actresses have crossed over before, because that certainly will have some bearing on the analysis.

The two that I can think of that have had limited success are Tracy Lords and more recently Sasha Grey.  Others have been extras or made appearances to take off their clothes, but I don’t consider that “making it.”

Tracy Lords was sort of an odd case because she had so much exposure for being an under-aged star that I think people sought to capitalize on her infamy.  Sasha Grey’s recent film has been well received, but it seems like it’s more of a one-shot deal for a very specific type of film than anything that will catapult her into more mainstream roles.

So, the answer would seem to be no, but it isn’t.  Of course Laura Love could make it in mainstream Hollywood.

If you have seen any films lately you would notice that the acting is universally poor among younger actresses in Hollywood.  Certainly we have a few exceptions, Anne Hathaway isn’t bad, and there is a handful of others that I can tolerate as well.  However, actresses like Natalie Portman just aren’t that great at their craft yet they seemingly have their choice when it comes to making films.

When you look at Laura Love she has that cheeky Britsh accent, and a big smile that would translate well into almost any role.  It’s a combination of beauty and personality that is unparalleled anywhere in Hollywood at the moment.

I’m not sure how well she could handle a drama, because it’s hard to get a read on her with just the limited exposure we’ve had in the interview portions of her scenes.  A comedy though – she would knock it out of the park.  She could also star in a TV series, something like Gossip Girl for example.  I’m sure she would be versatile enough to handle almost any role though.

Of course the main thing she has going for her is that she would easily be the most attractive female actress in Hollywood.  Having a British accent also gives you an air of respectability that may allow for her to overcome the fact that she worked in porn.

Q:  Why do white men love Asian women in porn, and could Laura Love be the cure for that affliction?

Well let me start by saying it’s not an affliction.  There is probably a very good reason why white men prefer asian women.   I don’t know what the reason is, but I’m sure there is one.  I, for example, love Lucy Liu.  I also love Jessica Alba.  It’s not really about race as it is about bone structure probably.  You like what you like, it’s not like anyone is conditioning people to prefer one race over another.  Except for on that show ‘Friends’ I always suspected they were up to something devious.

That doesn’t really answer your question though.  The answer to your question is YES.  Of course to a certain extent any white man, or any man for that matter will probably keep dabbling in Asian porn if they’re already interested in it, but their interest will certainly be diminished once they see Laura Love.  If it isn’t then there is something wrong with them.  At that point they are probably too far gone to even help.

You can try, but I’m just not sure what hope you have for success.

Look at the pictures below and see for yourself how easy it is.  Since I’m assuming you’re asking because you feel that you’re “afflicted” I want you to stair at the two pictures below for a bit and then reassess your feelings.  Soon enough you’ll begin to realize that even the most beautiful of Asian women (Lucy Liu for example) just can’t hold a candle to Laura Love.